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Published on November 21, 2007 By crimson In Blogging
At the gym, all the fitness equipment is stored in the middle of the room, with a walking track encircling it all. At the end of the room and beyond the track near the great panes of glass is the weight area. Here, men and women flex and lift, grunt and groan. I never use the weights. I feel kind of awkward asking people how to use the Nautilus equipment, and have no clue where to begin with the handweights. Because of the track though, I walk by the area every ten minutes or so. I go from the eliptical to the bike to the treadmill, excercising on each machine for 10 full minutes, pretty hardcore. After each ten minutes, I'm more relieved than you could imagine.I shut the machine down and stroll for a few laps before hopping onto the next one. I repeat the whole damned process again, which means I work out hard for a total of 60 minutes and have approximately 10 minutes of laps, and 20 minutes of cooldown. I'm there pretty much for a full hour and a half, and I hate every bloody second of it, but enjoy it in a warped kind of way, too.

But that's a long time to spend in one place, six days a week. So, of course, you look around, watch other people doing their thing. You get to remember the regulars' faces and there's a weird kind of acknowledgement that happens at this stage. I've slowly begun nodding good morning to people, and give a wave to a few on the way out the door. I don't know anybody's name yet, but I'm sure that its only a matter of time before actual words are exchanged. (Except with the college boys. When I walk past them, all sweaty and out of breath, I avert my eyes so I don't seem like some sort of cougar/pervert, eyeing their muscles and equal sweatiness.)

Afterwards, I head directly to my local cafe, order a coffee with a little bit of milk and one sweetener. I then smoke cheap res smokes. It's not all good, all the time... yet.

Comments
on Nov 21, 2007
Hey Nick I just joined a gym! Other than in school I've never belonged to one. I guess that's a sign I'm getting older -to the gym now and not the bar, sigh...

Anyway, good luck with your program. And I gotta ask: you think we're gonna be able to keep this up?
on Nov 21, 2007
I gave myself one full year of trying this out, and if, by the time September 17, 2008 rolls around and I don't like what I've been able to accomplish, then I'm just going to suck back the Twinkies, eat Big Macs, and sit on my ass in front of the television watching daytime soaps. Honestly, I don't know if it will happen. It's that love/hate thing. I get some perverse pleasure out of having my feet hurt, my shoulders ache, and my legs all wobbly. By the time I make it out of the door, I'm kinda proud of myself.

Having said all this, I'm still going out tonight. Baby steps, baby steps.

I know you can do it!
on Nov 21, 2007
Toni has been a member of a local gym for some time now. She is so motivated and dedicated, she puts me to shame. But all that is about to change. A new, better gym has opened up just around the corner from where we live and once Toni's current membership is up, we're taking up a family membership.

Hopefully, we'll all be able to compare notes.

I admire your tenacity, Nic and I hope you get everything and more out of this.
on Nov 24, 2007
Thanks, maso. I endorse the gym, only because I am actually seeing results. I still hate it, but it's a good kind of hate, if you know what i mean!
on Nov 25, 2007
but it's a good kind of hate, if you know what i mean


Oh yeah, me and fitness regimes have a long-time, ongoing love/hate relationship. I can't think of any worse form of torture than those we inflict on ourselves in the name of getting fit.