anti-prose. random matter.
seeing is believing.
Published on November 12, 2007 By crimson In Blogging
I remember reading The Guiness Book of World Records as a child only to have my brain scalded by images never even imagined before. The World's Tallest Man, The World's Fattest Woman, The World's Smallest Human... yes, that was interesting, but it was the other freakshow stuff that startled me and gave me bad dreams at night. I'm not talking about deformities or odd displays of nails driven through arms, or seemingly average men lifting tractors in the air. The freakshow stuff for me was seeing dust mites magnified times 30, or innocent looking bloodcells attacking other blood cells. It was the ordinary, seen from a different perspective that blew my mind.

I watched a show on PBS once that had a camera set up in an average person's bedroom. The lighting changed and then it became clear that more magnification magic was happening. Microscopic bugs crawled over, around, and presumably in the couple's bodies. It still astounds me, really.

Of course, the unexplained is interesting to me as well, but I have not formed any hard conclusions about anything, really. God, St. Elmo's Fire, ETs and UFOs. I'll believe it all, when I see it. But having said that, it doesn't mean that I turn a blind eye to everything that isn't proven. For instance, spontaneous human combustion. Now, there's a topic that fascinated me. Imagine sitting in the lazy-boy watching Jeopardy! and suddenly, PHOOM!!! up you go. I don't think I'd like to buy out that way.

And what about ball lightning? I have not read any confirmed explanation for it, but I swear, I've seen it myself. I was maybe eleven years old, and walking alongside some railroad tracks with my sister. It was almost dusk, and up ahead, there it was. A yellow color at first, that changed to blue bobbed to the left of the tracks. It confused us, because we were in farm country. There were no buildings up ahead, no nearby streets. We watched it hover for a few moments, and it suddenly disappeared. We ran like hell back home, and tried to explain what had happened to our parents. My father suggested that we caught a glare off of a train switch/marker, so the next day, we went back up the tracks again. No markers, nothing reflective of any kind in the area at all. I still don't know what we saw, but I know that it happened.

The ordinary and the unexplained. I could go on and on.

Comments
on Nov 13, 2007
on Nov 13, 2007
The ordinary and the unexplained. I could go on and on


So could I...and perhaps I just might.

~Zoo

on Nov 13, 2007
Microscopic bugs crawled over, around, and presumably in the couple's bodies. It still astounds me, really.


I think I've seen the same documentary. Bugs don't worry me in the slightest. I think you can't be an Australian and be too worried about insects because we have some of the baddest looking insects in the world.

Which reminds me: Rita Rudner once said that the last thing a couple should do before they get married is make sure one of them can handle bugs. Staring at them until they're uncomfortable and leave just doesn't work.

I like the idea that there are unexplained phenomena in our world. To me, this implies there is still a cure for cancer, leukemia or diabetes out there somewhere, just waiting to be discovered.

Imagine sitting in the lazy-boy watching Jeopardy! and suddenly, PHOOM!!! up you go.


Hmm, there are some nights when I sitting on the couch watching whatever and, with a well-timed spark, I would probably go up in flames too. Flatulence is only funny until someone gets hurt.

on Nov 13, 2007
St. Elmo's Fire


That's the simple one. It's a Gen X coming of age flick, and Demi Moore was like, really really hot in it, and...uh, nevermind!


on Nov 27, 2007
You should read The X Files books. I got one as a present once as a teenager and it blew my mind. They have a chapter devoted to ball lightning in the book I had, right next to the chapter on a type of fungus found in Texas that looks like a blob of floam and actually migrates towards heat sources. I will have to dig it out of my book pile (I desperately need a bookcase!) and give you the reference info.