anti-prose. random matter.
it's a gas...
Published on May 22, 2006 By crimson In Blogging
Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.

-Pink Floyd

The long weekend is drawing to a close and I've just examined the financial ruins that a pow-wow, wedding, and a rainy weekend can produce. Native Indian food, cheap souveniers, beer, and Blockbuster does cost some coin, for sure.

The pow-wow was the first of the season, but it was cold, windy, rainy, and at times, snowy. I didn't talk much to anyone, but it was great watching my daughter run around with 2 other girls her age. She's at that point that during the smaller pow-wows, she can be on her own for a bit. I urge her to check up with me every half hour or so, and then she's off again, usually after begging for more money.

The wedding was nice, and I got to see a lot of people in town under the same roof. Since a lot of my friends work in the restaraunt/bar industry, it's amazing to consider the amount of planning that went through to get everyone together for the event. I'm not personally convinced that marriage is it, but it was sweet to see my two friends together and happy.

My girl and I watched a lot of movies the next day, and we went to the corner store and got a 2 L of Mountain Dew Slushie. Afterwards, I was no way worried about the possibility of continued dehydration.

My girl is getting sarcastic. And while I know where she gets it from, it's infuriating as all hell. But it's also funny, which makes it harder to correct. And there's no holds barred on conversation topics. We talk about anything and everything, though I try to make it as kid-friendly as possible. But I have told her about my fondness for beer and how sometimes I get a headache afterwards. And she's seen School of Rock. So, when I asked her to bring me the aspirin from the cupboard, she of course had to ask me if it was because I was hungover in that all-knowing voice.

So it's off to work to make the big bucks at doubletime and a half. It's not going to help me in hating it less, but it's something...

Comments
on May 22, 2006
Kids grow up fast and smart!  Remember the water next time, and you wont need any aspirin.
on May 22, 2006
I have a 15 year old son and know ALL ABOUT sarcasm! Kids can be cruel little shits when they wanna huh?
Anyway, here's what I do:

1) eat something before drinking- something preferably good and artery clogging with lots of grease.

2) Drink LOTS of water before I set out for the good stuff.

3) Try- I do say try- to slip in a glass of water during said drinking bout.

4) try to eat something sugary like a candy bar or something when finished with said drinking bout.

5) Drink a Gatorade and take two ibuprofens- oh, hell take three- before bed.

6) The next morning a whole pot of coffee (even though it acts as a diuretic drink it anyway) and try to eat something with eggs. here in Texas my Mexican friends SWEAR by Menudo but I imagine it may be hard to find in other locales.

7) Sex followed by a good, hot shower is a nice finishing touch if possible.

8) and I try to remember that a hangover is part and parcel of the drinking experience. It comes in one whole package and the hangover is part of it just as death is a part of life. Acceptance, while not liking it per say, is a good thing for getting over it.

Like any "hangover cure" these are only so-so. The only REAL cure is the passage of time...

on May 22, 2006

I've only been to one pow-wow,  and that was way back when...

loved every minute of it! 

both of my kids are great at sarcasm,  I thought they learned it from my ex,  turns out it was me....ouch!

on May 22, 2006
Sounds like a nice way to spend a few days. I'd love to go to a pow wow. Its funny, but part of my job involves editing a staff news letter for the hospital where I work. The hospital, called the Prince of Wales hospital, is commonly know as POW. The newsletter is called Pow Wow Now. How is that for synchronicity...

Anyway, hope you have as good a week as your long weekend.

on May 22, 2006
I know what is NOT the cure for a hangover. Burger King Banana Chocolate Milkshake. Remember that.

Why is it that expensive stuff all comes together in clumps?

Hehe, and I have a little smartass at my house too. It's equal parts entertaining and annoying as hell.
on May 23, 2006
Oh yeah, I forgot; my cure for a hangover is a big fat spliff and a hair of the dog that bit you.
on May 23, 2006
try to remember that a hangover is part and parcel of the drinking experience. It comes in one whole package and the hangover is part of it just as death is a part of life. Acceptance, while not liking it per say, is a good thing for getting over it.


Everyone has their own hangover cure... I'm convinced that I feel just as poorly the next day due to a lack of sleep, and too much smoking the night before.

I have a little smartass at my house too. It's equal parts entertaining and annoying as hell.


Ha! My girl's getting so lippy lately, that I know I've got to put a foot down now, or else she'll be off the scale as a teen, but sometimes it's just too damned funny.

Remember that.


doh! I can't even believe that you'd think it was a good idea!

Oh yeah, I forgot; my cure for a hangover is a big fat spliff and a hair of the dog that bit you.


Blurgh!!!

Remember the water next time, and you wont need any aspirin.


Yeah, or maybe I should just stick to water the whole time, huh? Right.